My plans for Burns Night have suffered a bit of a set back, despite loading up on food an booze we are sadly lacking one item.
Despite building the wicker man and having enough petrol to run a small country we were sadly unable to get hold of PM James Gordon Brown to go in it.
Labour & their champagne swilling backers all part of a nomenklatura supporting a leader out of touch with reality.
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You should build your Wicker Man like that in the picture, that should attract the Goblin King. It's got a huge... erm.. appendage...
That was the plan, I based it on the comments by Lord Levy about our Gordon liking the bum.
Okay Peter Mandelsnake is supposed to have started the tales but ya never know?
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