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Roger Walkden and a joke about illegal migrant savage scum.

Hat tip to muffledvociferation for this one.

It seems Tory Councillor Roger Walkden has got himself into trouble with a joke about a refugee on the Dover Forum Site Jokes Page. Even Mr Cameron's office phoned to voice displeasure after several complaints were made by some sensitive, little, cretinous arseholes with nothing better to do than sit and read the Jokes Page on the Dover Forum!

Who are these sad people that constantly bloody moan? Do they scour websites, newspapers and episodes of Eastenders looking for someone to have a go at? Get a Life!

Anyhow, the joke was still up there this morning and I thought it was funny!
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside the Heathrow immigration offices.

'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in England with your wife and three children.'

The man told the fairy: 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- He had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go'

The refugee claimant now got bolder

'I need a big house with a three car garage in Oxford with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here.

PING! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, overlooking the river.

'One more wish,' said the fairy, waving her wand.

'Yes, one more wish.

I want to be like the British with British clothes instead of manjams, and a baseball cap instead of this turban.

And I want to have white skin like the British.'

PING! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, an Eagles T-shirt and a Billabong baseball cap.

He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon..

'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed.

'Where is my new house?'

The fairy said 'Tough luck. Now that you are English, you're entitled to f*** all!.'
Hurrah for that I say, look its as simple as this: Should you be someone who has a smack habit and who wants to play jihad, oh and has fuck all to do with this nation. Then after being nabbed and doing a few years at Club Gitmo you get a private fucking jet laid on at my cunting expense.

However should you be a married woman in Dubai who is accused of adultery you face losing your kids, a jail term and the same banana wielding cunt who laid on the private jet for the above smack head does and says absolutely fuck all about her.

So the next cunt who attempts to spout pc bollocks in my direction can a/ fuck off and read the Grauniad and b/ have a banana shoved up their fucking arse.

The banana references are to do with the gurning cunt above.

2 people have spoken:

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate all those over sensitive cunts.

Bring on the golliwogs!

Fidothedog said...

Yep, everytime I am out an see some tofu eating wanker with a copy of The Grauniad I have to fire off some comment just to offend them.