i-Phone a steaming over rated shitpile.

I have been meaning to lay into this over rated icon of shittiness for a while now.

No bluetooth. Seriously what the fucking hell were they thinking of? How in the name of all that is fucking holy can you put a phone out on the market place without (A2DP)?

Come on you meet someone and want to swap the business card with their date of birth etc on the phone. Apple give you the proverbial fuck you. 

Look my phone which is a few years old can do this no bother, ping the card across and they have phone/email/web address the lot. 

Never mind the far more common swapping of drunken clips and sundry crap whilst out in the pub. 

One thing I do, is use the phone I have as a data store. Dump files on it and then bluetooth them over, bloody great for swapping something like a PDF without all the messing about with PC's. Yet Apple seem to regard users of (A2DP) as pirates.

Apparently this steaming luddite pile lacks all of the following:

Advanced Audio Distribution Profile (A2DP)
Audio/Video Remote Control Profile (AVRCP)
Basic Imaging Profile (BIP)
Basic Printing Profile (BPP)
Cordless Telephony Profile (CTP)
Device ID Profile (DID)
Dial-up Networking Profile (DUN)
Fax Profile (FAX)
File Transfer Profile (FTP)
General Audio/Video Distribution Profile (GAVDP)
Generic Access Profile (GAP)
Generic Object Exchange Profile (GOEP)
Human Interface Device Profile (HID)
Intercom Profile (ICP)
Object Push Profile (OPP)
Personal Area Networking Profile (PAN)
Phone Book Access Profile (PBAP)
Serial Port Profile (SPP)
Service Discovery Application Profile (SDAP)
SIM Access Profile (SAP,SIM)
Synchronisation Profile (synch)
Video Distribution Profile (vdp)
Wireless Application Protocol Bearer (WAPB)

Oh an no MMS either? Come on you must be having a laugh, the ability to pop a photo across a phone system is not difficult any more. When something funny happens, everyone with the crappy old Nokia can grab a pic and forward it, whilst the i-Phone user just has to sit down an munch on Steve Job's tool.

Lack of video. Oh come on now Apple, that is just taking the piss to be fair. You mean to say that this all singing all dancing stone age device can not film? Something which a crappy £25 phone from Smack Generator can do. See above re the remark about munching on Mr Jobs tool.

No customising ringtones either with your MP3's.  Again Mr Jobs tool time.

Lastly no copy & paste. Yep, see Mr jobs.

Now could some cynical fucker at Apple have thought, I know we shall sell them a lifestyle product over something that is actually useful. 

Oh and yes I am aware the new O/S is out soon, sort of like charging everyone for a car and letting them know that it only has 2 wheels and the others will be out in June.

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