Some bloke talking to Jacqui Smith an he says:
“You know, the day I met you, I thought you were a cunt. And every time we’ve met since I thought you were a cunt. And it can’t just be me, because everyone who’s ever met you thinks you are a cunt, and probably everyone who will ever meet you will think you’re a cunt. In fact, you’ve got to be the second-biggest cunt in the world.”
Jacqui thinks about this for a while.
“So... the day you met me you thought I was a cunt?”
“And every day since you’ve thought I was a . . .”
“And everyone I’ve ever met thinks I’m a . . .”
“You got it.”
“And everyone I will ever meet will think I’m a . . .”
“So how comes”, she says, triumphantly, “I’m only the second biggest cunt in the world?”
The first guy looks at her with total contempt "Because you’re a cunt”, he says.