Well fuck me like Lord Ahmed probably was in the prison lavs, the fool is serious.
“Yes, I’m white,” he said, stepping up to the podium. “But I do have a Blackberry!” He waved it in the air triumphantly. “I now have four thousand friends on Facebook!” he said. “In politics I would be lucky to have half a dozen.”
Has the thought crossed this oafs brain that he is followed as a source of unintentional humour?
His best role was as a cruise ship waiter, anyway mines a pink gin John.
2 Jabs leading Labour "To oblivion and beyond...."
Oh I wonder if he is taking his wife on the "battle bus" or is Tracy popping along for the "ride"? - She also had somethings to say about the er, size of John Prescotts manhood.
As the tabloid The Sun reported:here
TWO Shags John Prescott has a manhood the size of a COCKTAIL SAUSAGE, says ex-lover Tracey Temple.
The lardy Deputy Prime Minister might have the body of a saveloy but in the department where it matters he is a chipolata, she recorded in her diaries.
Tracey, 43, revealed at the weekend that Prescott, 67, gave a four-times-a-night performance.
But it seems that things weren’t always up to scratch ? and he once had to resort to the love drug Viagra after “an unsuccessful attempt at sex”.
The lardy Deputy Prime Minister might have the body of a saveloy but in the department where it matters he is a chipolata, she recorded in her diaries.
Tracey, 43, revealed at the weekend that Prescott, 67, gave a four-times-a-night performance.
But it seems that things weren’t always up to scratch ? and he once had to resort to the love drug Viagra after “an unsuccessful attempt at sex”.
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Puny prick Prescott!
Mind you, you could easily lose a cocktail sausage in the Blackwall Tunnel.
Well said LV. What a bunch of chancers.
Like that one Cato. :-)
Chipolata! Lol, that's too much.
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