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Inner city maths exam.

GANG NAME______________

1. Little Abdul has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Abdul attempt before he has to reload?

2. A gang member has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for £220 and 2 grams to Hussain for £45 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is £85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's £800 per day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for £40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

5. Willie gets £200 for a stolen BMW, £150 for stealing a Audi, and £100 for a 4X4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Audi and 3 4X4's, how many more Audi's must he have to steal to have $900?

6. Rastus got six years for murder. He also got £10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends £100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

Bonus question: How much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his money?

Bonus question 2: What is the likelyhood of SOCA being used to take his BMW?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, How many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?

8. Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?

9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of £5 per rat. If Bernie makes £700 per week as a lookout, How many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?

10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. as Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357 magnum. If it takes 20 seconds for Joe to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?

Original US version found at kentuckyannatruenews

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