Oh fuck off you tedious New Labour rat.

I regret the timing of my resignation, says Hazel Blears

Blah blah blah.

What she meant to say was:

"I made a bid for power, fucked it right up and found no support."

In olden days a failed plot resulted in the plotters dying in assorted nasty ways, alas Blears will still be alive tomorrow.

Still there is always suicide, go on Blears you can claim the razor blades back on expenses.

Hazel Blears did not pay capital gains tax on a property she sold despite having told the Commons authorities it was her second home. She has since agreed to paid the tax but denied any wrongdoing.

Claimed the costs of accountancy advice using expenses intended to fund their parliamentary and constituency offices. Bought expensive gadgets. Claimed for party political propaganda

Hazel Blears is scum.

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