A cunt who was let off, no doubt the judge and jury flocked to get the cunts autogragh after the case - probably.
And so some jokes stolen from Sickipedia:
Carlsberg don't do stereotypes... but Steven Gerrard does.
Rafa Benitez has stated that Steven Gerrard will continue to lead the team out of the tunnel, he just needs to finish digging the fucker first.
Just found out Steven Gerrard has been arrested today.........
Typical scouser, I bet he was missing his family and wanted to spend time with them over Christmas!
Rafa Benitez is concerned that, when Steve Gerrard is send to prison, Liverpool will be left with a large hole up front. Steve Gerrard, on the other hand, is more concerned about the size of the hole left at the rear.
Steven Gerrard is ashamed of himself, as he is supposed to be a role model for the children of Liverpool. And he never even knifed the bastard.
Steven Gerrard's co-defendants have all now changed their pleas to guilty. What happened to You'll Never Walk Alone?
The newspapers tell us "Liverpool hit 5 at Newcastle".
Steven Gerrard was quoted as saying "It could have been more".
So he hit a sixth at Southport.
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He runs over kids in cars,
He batters DJs in bars,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
Did you hear Steven Gerrard has been arrested for assault? Thankfully, Graham Sankey has come forward to confess to the attack, whilst 20,000 Scousers have testified that they saw Gerrard asleep in his bed at the time.
Police announced yesterday that England 'star' Steven Gerrard has been arrested, following a brawl at a nightclub in Southport. A Police spokesman said last night: "Steven Gerrard is a scouse cunt".
Rafa Benitez has stated that Steven Gerrard will continue to lead the team out of the tunnel, he just needs to finish digging the fucker first.
Just found out Steven Gerrard has been arrested today.........
Typical scouser, I bet he was missing his family and wanted to spend time with them over Christmas!
Rafa Benitez is concerned that, when Steve Gerrard is send to prison, Liverpool will be left with a large hole up front. Steve Gerrard, on the other hand, is more concerned about the size of the hole left at the rear.
Steven Gerrard is ashamed of himself, as he is supposed to be a role model for the children of Liverpool. And he never even knifed the bastard.
Steven Gerrard's co-defendants have all now changed their pleas to guilty. What happened to You'll Never Walk Alone?
The newspapers tell us "Liverpool hit 5 at Newcastle".
Steven Gerrard was quoted as saying "It could have been more".
So he hit a sixth at Southport.
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He runs over kids in cars,
He batters DJs in bars,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
Did you hear Steven Gerrard has been arrested for assault? Thankfully, Graham Sankey has come forward to confess to the attack, whilst 20,000 Scousers have testified that they saw Gerrard asleep in his bed at the time.
Police announced yesterday that England 'star' Steven Gerrard has been arrested, following a brawl at a nightclub in Southport. A Police spokesman said last night: "Steven Gerrard is a scouse cunt".
PS Steve Gerrard is still a cunt.
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