Brown's lacklustre performance upsetting Labour MP's.

Well you know what they say about being unable to polish a turd, well maybe you can polish a normal turd but a one eye'd droning Scots turd is damn near impossible to polish.

Who says its all bad news when you read stuff like this.

Labour MPs are in 'despair' about Gordon Brown's leadership, one of the party's most influential MPs declared last night.

Jon Cruddas, a standard bearer for the centre-left of the party, issued the first salvo in what No 10 expects to be an autumn campaign to force the Prime Minister to resign.

He spoke out as Mr Brown's lacklustre handling of the Lockerbie affair provoked growing concern that Labour is doomed to a landslide defeat at the next election.

Not even increasing the snot gobblers supply of happy pills is going to save the day.

John Ward on his website notbornyesterday.org suggests that the PM may be in worse health than the public realise. He claims there are signs the PM is taking powerful drugs to control both depression and obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).

It carrys on saying the PM is taking MAOIs - which stands for Mono Amine Oxidase Inhibitors - are generally a last line of treatment for major depression, when other anti-depressant drugs have failed. They can also be very effective in treating OCD.

Oh Labour are just so so fucked stuck with a depressive, bad tempered, phone throwing hoon with all the charm of a bowl of warm sick.

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