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Global Warming, now it's the dogs fault.

Well apparently it's time to eat the dog because some bean munching, Grauniad reading loon  who specialise in "sustainability" have calculated the "carbon dogprint" of a pet dog (a middle sized mutt generally), is "twice that of a 4.6-litre Toyota Land Cruiser driven 10,000 kilometres a year".

No doubt we will now have a trade your dog in scheme announced by HM Govt, along with a subsidy on buying a new eco friendly mutt.

Now all they need to do is legalise the dog meat trade and Mr Ho's Korean restaurant is going to make an absolute packet.

Your cat has a marginally smaller carbon footprint than a Volkswagen Golf (both roughly 0.15 hectares), maybe roof rabbit (an old term for cat served up and usually passed off as something else) will make a comeback; after all its all about saving the planet. I am sure there is a catalytic converter joke in there but I really can not be bothered to think one up.

A hamsters has a footprint(rodentprint?) of 0.014 hectares, meaning if you had two it would be about as environmentally dangerous as owning a plasma television? The Romans used to eat dormice so time to translate the old cookery books from Latin.

Kentucky Fried Hamster, finger licking good.

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subrosa said...

I'm just checking my favourite blogs Fido and this is another one which has gone off my reader.

Have you changed feeds or something?

I'll go and put it back on.

Fidothedog said...

Still on the same one, feed still the same as it was before. Will give everything another check here.

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

You can bet these slobs will be chowing on the best fillet and swilling only the choicest barolo served by a flunky imported from a bombed out hell hole of a nation in a chateaux with the best aircon, superb heating, tinting windows, swirlpool jacuzzzis and blokes with Uzis to keep the dog chewing scum at bay.

Oh and in the dungeon a troupe of genetically enhanced lady boys will be sacrificed as entertainment to their gods.


Gigits said...

Why don't they just kill everything on the planet?

Oh yes, because volcanos cause more damage than every living thing anyway.


Most Rev. Gregori said...

I am beginning to think that the people over there are just as ball less as the Americans have become, because if the Americans and those across the pond had a set, they would overthrow the ass wipes that are destroying our respective nations.

Just electing someone new, even from the opposite party is not going to change anything because both parties are controlled by the same elitist oligarchs. Only a real revolution will change things.

banned said...

Perhaps at last this will awaken the sheeple into realising what is being done to them in the name of Climate Catastrophe.
No Burgers or Beef
No Smoking
No Drinking ( without permission )
No Farting
No Nice Cars
No Cheap Flights
No Pets
No Economy
No Private Property safe from confiscation by council jobsworths

it just goes on and on, truly Labour are following a scorched earth policy madly destroying as much as they can before they are turfed out into oblivion.