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Wales' National poet Gillian Clarke, putting Vogons to shame.

Sometimes you just have to warn people of something truly awful, in this case she will be reading some of her poetry at the Newport Centre. Below is a bit on Vogons' who poetry she wishes she could equal.

She may be reciting her version of the Vogon classic 'Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning.'

Hopefully her major intestine will leap up and strangle her brain before the listeners chew their arms off.

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