Behold the new king of Europe.

Well how'd he become king then?

He was elected by an a bunch of unelected foreign types to a job that we never had a chance to vote on, EU democracy in action.

He might as well have said "The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king."

Oh and where has Baroness Ashton's (next to the EU King) chin vanished?

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