Yes Alistair Darling, our later day Squealer from New Labour's very own 1984 had his first and most likely last budget, he looked shifty, twitched and lacks hair/eyebrow coordiation.
And no I shall not stoop to asking what colour Squealers pubes are. Although if any MP's have stood next to him whist in the urinals in the House, could they answer that question...
Anyway the The Devils Kitchen
Blah... stability... blah blah... lie... another lie... none of this is our fault, it's the Tories wot done it... blah... introduce EU target and pretend that it was my idea... blah... lie... more lies... more stability... miss out some crucial lists about the shitness of our economy... blah... still the Tories' fault.
Further, another lie... waffle about trade but no mention that it is an EU competence... blah... lie... more tax on booze and cigarettes... blah... wank, toss... badger-baiting banned... waffle... lie... blah... I'm a fucking tossrag... since we've screwed over pensioners, we'll lob some more fuel money at them... blah... lie... utterly unrealistic projection... waffle... stumble... wank.
Lie, wank, environmental tosss... yet more crap about the lastest "science" though no mention of the Manhattan Declaration... blah... lie... justification for mor tax... wank... lie... yet another EU target masquerading as my idea... lie... another lie... crap... fucking over drivers... balls... careful avoidance of embarrassing figures... an egregious and outright lie... lie... wank... waffle... shit...






















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