Having seen the biased film "Road to Guantanamo" which was based on the inane rantings of the Tipton Taliban. I have decided to award the makers of this fine bit of comedy and brilliant Islamonazi propoganda a Jens Byskov dhimmi award.
Not often that I give out a double dhimmi, but rarely do we find such a biased anti US attitude outside of El Beeb, backed up with no real facts - just the ramblings and excuses of 3 terrorists scumfucks from Tipton - and plot holes that a jet could be driven through - probably with an arab represntative of the "Religion of Peace" in the cockpit as well.
At no point were they questioned in this parody of a drama as to what they were doing, after all they had evidently suffered enough at the nasty hands of the Germans, sorry US marines. We just had to "accept" their view of why they were picked up, their view of why they were in Pakistan/Afganistan and their view of how they were treated by the gestapo, sorry US forces.
The portrayal of Americans in this is laughable, if you imagine sterotypical nazis or criminals from some old Brit movie from the 1940's or 50's you would not be far off. All they needed to complete the picture is a tash to twirl in a menacing manner and some SS uniforms, oh and lets not forget to laugh in a menacing manner whilst stamping jackboots down on some defenceless and bound britsh tommy, sorry "enemy combatant".
Even the dialog is second rate, at one point during each interrogation scene I was half expecting the line "So tommy you vil tell us all ze plans yes?" to be delivered in a hammed up German accent. Either that or "Ve haf ways of making you talk." whilst the SS guard, sorry US marine puts on a leather glove....
Not so much a serious docudrama based on facts, but more a "Carry on Gitmo." crossed with a rehash of "The Great Escape". About half way through I was hoping for Terry Thomas to turn up as a token British baddy.
The "directors" and I use the word lightly in this case, gave no view points from the Ameri"KKK"ans and cut away to scenes of the Tipton Taliban playing footie and being "normal English boys abroad" whilst cracking jokes and the like in northern accents, the hint there is that nice UK citizens dont go playing Jihad in Afganistan - in much the same way that they dont blow themselves up in London. Then the nasty Americans decend and before you can say "Cor blimey govnor its a fair cop, guess you got me bang to rights and no mistake." in an old cockney accent- or northern in their case- they are taken to Cuba.
Just in case we suffered from short term memory loss we were constantly reminded of the fact that they had been detained for a few years without being charged - in fact I lost track of the number of times catchphases like "illegal detention" were thrown to us like bones to a greyhound. And talking of which its all very sad that they were taken away from all the fun of living in Tipton, no dog racing or brown ale for these boys for a few years.
So the cause of the terrorist hugger has payed off - in more ways than one for these two dhimmi - as this propaganda film has won a Silver Bear for Direction for Winterbottom & Whitecross at the 56th Berlin International Film Festival and no doubt made them both 30 pieces of silver apiece.... So I have taken the piss out of this great big steaming pile of a movie as the mock up news article to the side shows; sit down to watch this with a few bacon sandwiches - Danish of course- hum the theme tune to The Great Escape and have a laugh at the poor script and hammed up acting and lefty Guardian bias in the film. All in all I bet that El Beeb are kicking themselves that Channel 4 managed to get this film out before them.
REVIEW BELOW of Road to Club Gitmo - found this on the net someplace:
"These are bad people," U.S. president George W. Bush is seen saying as The Road to Guantanamo opens. He, and later U.S. defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld, are pictured in news footage defending the existence of the base and [its detainment] of prisoners, hundreds of [whom] have already been released with no charges. U.S. leaders, and in particular U.S. military soldiers working the base in Guantanamo are depicted as brutal captors, leading one journalist at the [Berlin debut] press conference to question such a negative portrayal of Americans.
Asked, in his first question from the media in Berlin, how the U.S. government may react to his new film, Winterbottom said directly, "I don't know and I don't really care to be honest." - nice to see he cares about being impartial - "We think this film is a visceral punch to the gut that will leave everyone thinking about Guantanamo in a new way," said Howard Cohen, Roadside Co-President, in a statement today. "It plays like a thriller, but it also shows the real-life struggle of nations to balance fighting terrorism with preserving human rights."
On a different note, heres one I sent the Devils Kitchen...neil is thick
Also from the Devils Kitchen is a brilliant comment that I agree with on the gutless sack of collective shits that make up our government:
This is the most mendacious, dishonest, endemically corrupt, power-hungry, incompetant, illiberal fucking shower of shits that has ruled this country—probably ever... Anyone who voted for this government should be deeply ashamed, but not as ashamed as the so-called Opposition should be.... We are ruled by shits, fuck them all.
The original Jens award is below: Jens-byskov-dhimmi-of-year.html
Finally have a look at this from El Beeb, now anyone notice any words missing? Heres the answer: muslim. Only on El Beeb can they report on muslims planning on blowing up the rest of us(kafir) without using the m word. The BBC Gutless bastards to a man. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4829538.stm
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