As I said before we should explain to the head sand louse(Pediculus Millie) in Iran and the arguement should go like this.
1. Hand over our people you took illegally and we will forget about kickin your arses.
2. If you think about not doing so take a look out of the office window at all that sand as thats the last you will see of it.
3. Then explain that should they not hand over our people, said sand will be turned to glass as it gets raised passed its melting point of 3500 degrees or so.
4. Oh and as they are the largest producer of pistachio nuts(Pistacia vera) maybe we should boycott buying them.
Like all nazis you can only deal with them by using force.
Well we have asked them nicely, if Margaret Becketts shrill voice can be said to be nice, yet the mad mullahs of sand dune land in Persia(seems they call it Iran these days) still seem to think its okay to flout international law.
Come on Blair fire the missiles now. Turn the fuckers to ash. Give them some major glassware where once there was just sand. Bring on some localised global warming. Nuke Iran.
Problem solved, now all we need is a real Prime Minister rather than the worthless coward we have in No.10. Blair talking tough, looks more like we have a new Neville Chamberlain.
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Previous call to Nuke Iran:http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2007/03/iran-nuke-em.html
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