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Its now days since the barbarians in the former Persia(Iran) carried out an act of war against the UK and still nothing has been done.
Other than Margaret Becketts shrill voice sounding off piss poor platitudes, in fact the only damn sound I want to hear is that of the House of Commons declaring that they are going to nuke the fuckers, we should just explain a few facts to the head sand louse(Pediculus Millie) in Iran and the arguement should go like this.
1. Hand over our people you took illegally and we will forget about kickin your arses.
2. If you think about not doing so take a look out of the office window at all that sand as thats the last you will see of it.
3. Then explain that should they not hand over our people, said sand will be turned to glass as it gets raised passed its melting point of 3500 degrees or so.
4. Oh and as they are the largest producer of pistachio nuts(Pistacia vera) maybe we should boycott buying them.
Problem solved, now all we need is a real Prime Minister rather than the worthless coward we have in No.10. Blair talking tough, looks more like we have a new Neville Chamberlain.
Tags: Mahmoud Ahmadjinejad
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Pistachio Nuts
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No pistachios! Dude, there's no WAY I could handle that. I think we should apologise, and quickly....
Alas in times of war the people may suffer, yeah the mixed nuts at Christmas may lack pistachios but we just got to suck it up.
Hopefully you don't have a modern equivalent of Neville Chamberlain talking to Iran.
Bob G, I would not even class Neville Chamberlain with Blair, Chamberlain may have been in error but was a fairly decent chap deep down, Blair though knows what he does and cares not a jot about Iran or the troops over there.
Anyway lets just fry them all to hell and let god sort em out.
Fido - do you really believe this, or are you just having a laugh?
Damn right, give them a chance to back down and failing that remove them from the map.
Hell yea! bomb them all... men, women, children, dogs ,cats, birds YEA!!! Russia too, damn voda chugging idiots, while we're at it lets nuke China, every damn cd player i get from those bastards stops work after about a month, I'm pissed. And I got a a bad sunburn last year, I say we bomb the damn sun! aaaarrrrgggg!!
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