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Knock off Nigel.


There is a tv advert doing the rounds at the moment that is supposed to make all the cold hearted pirates out there feel so sorry about their dubious deeds in ripping off the multi billion pound entertainment industry.

What I would like to know is who exactly is paying for this advert? Is the government wasting yet more of our money on this, to "protect" the interests of very large companies who are more than able to fund their own adverts.

Mind you if it is government funded or not I can't see it affecting the average bloke who picks up a few cheapo dvd's off the back of a van.

Anyway off to burn some music and download a film, enjoy!

"He's the type of man
Who gets things on the cheap

He gave his girlfriend a watch
That he found in the street

He buys knocked-off DVDs
He'd rob his own gran

He scrounges for drinks
What a grubby little man!

He's a knock-off Nigel
He's a knock-off Nigel

He's a knock-off Nigel
He's a knock-off Nigel

Knock-off Nigel buys knock-off DVDs!"

And the tribute.
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Anonymous said...

Would someone explain to me why there is a monkey with a white woman at the front singing at the white man? It is disgusting to be honest. Typical racism against the white man, If knock off nigel was black on the other hand there would be an uproar of how racist it is.

Anonymous said...

And... ironically, this ad itself has completely ripped off - stolen wholesale - the song in the David Bowie episode of Extras.

So, according to this advert, its ok to steal from other media then...

Fidothedog said...

I just hate the advert with a passion.

Anonymous said...

if the goverment did'nt make everthing so expensive we would'nt find the need to buy of the black market

Anonymous said...

get a grip on reality

Anonymous said...

The ads are back - now "Knock-off Nigel" downloads knock-off films.

I really wish to god they'd stop trying to equate this with theft. There's a world of difference.

Anonymous said...

The ad is funded by Universal Pictures International - no surprise there ay.

Anonymous said...

I didn't realise you could download videos for nothing, till I saw the Knock-off Nigel adverts on the telly.

I am really grateful they told me. Now I can download whatever I want for free. It will save me a fortune. I must remember to tell all my mates.

Three cheers for Knock-off Nigel!

Mr G. :-)

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the first Mr anonymous can explain why so many honkeys feel the need to download illegally?

Anonymous said...

Can the above mr anonymous explain why so many black kids feel the need to run around the streets of london waving guns and knives?

Exactly: stupid offensive racist question, doesn't even deserve an answer.

And as for the plank further up: It's not the government that sets the price for everything, we don't live in a communist state you domeless wonder.

Anonymous said...

It's even worse if your name just happens to be Nigel.
Bastards, I want to sue them for deformation of character.

Anonymous said...

""Would someone explain to me why there is a monkey with a white woman at the front singing at the white man? It is disgusting to be honest. Typical racism against the white man, If knock off nigel was black on the other hand there would be an uproar of how racist it is.

Thursday, June 28, 2007 4:27:00 PM""

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You are a twat.

Anonymous said...

It's not funded by the government but by the Industry Trust for IP Awarenenss - a group made up of all the film and video distributors in Britain.

By the way it's not only Nigels that are annoyed by the ads - see www.snideuk.org

Oh and yeah, Mr Anonymous no1 is a twat