Gordon "cyclops" Brown - The coward bottled it (post 2)

A very British dude has this song about the one eye'd coward, the craven cur, the unelected sniveling rat desperate to hang on to power.
(One for the Monty Python fans out there)

Bravely bold Sir Gordon rode forth from Chequers.
He was not afraid to lose, O brave Sir Gordon!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Gordon

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Gordon!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his penis....

Brave Sir Gordon ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Gordon turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Gordon!

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge...
"You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go."

Tags: Gordon Brown, Homosexuality, New Labour, Amoral Cunts,

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