How the pussy was made.

Hat tip Theo Spark...

Seven wise men made up their minds
to build them a pussy of their own design
The first was a carpenter, full of wit
With a hammer and chisel he made the slit,
The second a blacksmith, black as coal,
With anvil and sledge he made the hole,
The third a tailor, tall and slim
with a peace of red ribbon he lined it within
The forth a furrier, big and stout
with the skin of a bear he lined in without,
The fifth a fisherman old and bent
with a rotten herring he gave it the scent
The sixth a teacher with a degree
He patted and felt it and said it would pee
The seventh a rabbi, a mean little runt
He fucked it, and blessed it and called it a cunt.

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