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Migrant scum paid to leave. IOM pouring taxpayers money to savages.


Hat tip to Not A Sheep

Unable to enforce their own laws the worthless shower of shit that is New Labour are now paying migrants here illegally to go home. Never mind that they have broken the law in the first place, no our piss poor government thinks that paying people for breaking the law is the way forward.

Take the money & run - From The Times

I’VE often been told to go back where I came from – but never quite as pleasantly as now. Here, in a modest office in the heart of Westminster, I am being asked by a polite young man to name my price for quitting Britain.

The advert I ripped out of Mann Jitt, a Punjabi newspaper in London, was to the point – and generous. “Thinking about returning to your home country? If you are an asylum seeker, call IOM free for an individual or a family return plan.”

It spelt out the sweeteners available courtesy of the British taxpayer. “Small business start-up. Travel arrangements. Flight ticket. Relocation grant. Baggage allowance. Short-term accommodation. Job training. Work placements. Education.”

Not bad – but here, in the offices of the International Organisation for Migration (IOM), I thought I’d ask for more.

Posing as an asylum seeker, I am here to see just how desperate the IOM and the Home Office are to get me – along with the estimated 1m failed asylum seekers and illegal immigrants – to leave Britain.

I decide to try my luck. I tell my case officer, Mubeen Akhtar, that my name is Satpal Singh Pabla and I am a failed asylum seeker who has been living in Britain illegally for more than a decade.

He assures me that if I agree to “go home” I will receive £500 in cash at the airport before boarding my free flight back to India. I will also be given an excess luggage waiver.

I tell him I have recently dealt drugs and worked in a factory, and also as a mechanic, a bricklayer and a packer of flowers and vegetables.

“So why do you want to go home?” he asks me.

“I have been here long enough now, 11 years,” I reply. “Where I live, they are bothering me a lot: they are selling drugs; they have stolen from me, taken my papers. ”

Part of the IOM’s remit is to assist asylum seekers to set up in business if they agree to return to their country of origin. I am told that the organisation will pay for premises and any equipment that I may need for my new business.

So guess what I want to do. “To open a travel agency. Like I came here [illegally], lots of our people want to come here,” I explain, trying hard not to burst out laughing.

“Okay,” says Akhtar, raising his eyebrows.

“What do you think?” I ask him.

“It’s good,” he replies, somewhat half-heartedly. “Where do you want to open it?”

“Jalandhar,” I reply, referring to a city in the north Indian state of Punjab, the place of origin of a large proportion of the British Asian community.

“So you want to be an agent?” says Akhtar. “You want to send people here? What, you want to be cursed by people, take advantage of them? Aren’t you still cursing your agent, paying him?

“Yes,” I mumble. “But lots of our people want to come here; this place is full of them; it’s a good business.”

Despite his reservations, Akhtar starts drawing up a business plan and begins outlining what help the IOM will offer me. Even though I have told him I am a failed asylum seeker and drug seller who plans to use public money to set up a business sending people back to Britain, he assures me the IOM will not object. “What things do you think you will need?” he asks.

I reply: “Computer, printing press, printer. You never know when you have to make documents. Car, put that down as well.”

I am told that once my business is launched I will receive an additional £500 in cash in India, on top of £500 before my departure. To get my office equipment and car I have to contact the IOM office in Hyderabad, south India.

“You just have to tell them what you need,” I am told.

“Will they buy it all for me?” I ask.

“Yes,” says Akhtar. I am then asked how I plan to attract customers. “Word of mouth, advertise in newspapers and put up posters in the IOM office,” I reply. “I’ll also tell people what it’s like in England.”

At this point I need to reconfirm that there are no problems with my plan to promote my service for sending people to Britain through an advert in the IOM office in India.

“They won’t mind, will they?” I ask, referring to the IOM.

“Why should they mind?” replies Akhtar.

“They might think I’m doing something illegal.”

“No,” Akhtar insists. “It’s their job to help you. That’s what they are getting paid for. I am getting paid to help you.”

Midway through the meeting we are joined by another IOM official – who very sensibly raises concerns about the plan.

“Travel agency! Will that be approved?” she asks.

We continue. I need some free accommodation. “Any chance?” I ask.

“Okay. How long will you need it for?” Akhtar asks.

“Two months,” I reply. Agreed. In a subsequent phone call I inform Akhtar that I fancy setting up my business in Goa.

“The weather’s nice, there’s lots of tourists there and it would be good for the business . . . I’ve never been there before. Can I set it up in Goa?

“You can do it wherever you want and go wherever you want,” I am told.

Two months in Goa courtesy of the IOM and the British taxpayer. Now that can’t be bad.

Back to the meeting. Akhtar informs me that the IOM would be willing to pay the salary of two staff members for three months in advance. I explain that I wish to employ two friends who, like me, are failed asylum seekers.

“There’s a limit, but we will be able to pay 15,000 rupees (£190) per month,” Akhtar says.

In all, I was promised a package worth approximately £4,000 in cash and allowances, including an airline ticket, the £1,000 to set up a business, three months’ salary for two staff, accommodation, a car and office equipment – and no questions asked.

The IOM is currently advertising its repatriation programme in the ethnic-minority media in Britain, and financial incentives have been increased. According to the Home Office, 3,290 people have left under the scheme in the first nine months of this year.

Liam Byrne, the immigration minister, said: “Last year we removed more failed asylum seekers than ever before.”

The Sunday Times investigated after it was alerted that failed asylum seekers were playing the system. I met several asylum seekers who had applied for the IOM’s financial assistance programme and were already planning their return to Britain once they got their business established in their country of origin.

I met another man who left for his wedding in India much wealthier thanks to the IOM. He intends to return to Britain within the next year.

“If I go to India and don’t like it there, can I come back?” I asked an IOM official when I rang up to arrange my visit. “I’ve been here for 11 years and am not used to the heat and dust of India.”

“If somebody leaves and then wants to come back to Britain there’s nothing that we can do about it,” the official replied.

You become eligible for the IOM handouts if your asylum application is still pending, and I met three illegal immigrants who had applied for asylum solely to take advantage of the repatriation programme.

This weekend Byrne, the immigration minister, said: “We take suggestions that the Assisted Voluntary Returns system is being abused very seriously. If abuse comes to light, we will investigate and push for the strongest action.”

Byrne said the Home Office held fingerprints of every person taking part in the scheme to prevent individuals from applying again under a different identity. He said the scheme was far cheaper than enforced returns, which cost £11,000 per person.

Sir Andrew Green, chairman of Migration Watch UK, a think tank, said: “It is time we recognised the extent to which the asylum system is subject to abuse.”

The IOM works with more than 100 states. In the UK it receives 80% of its funding from the government, and 20% from the European Refugee Fund.

A spokesman for IOM UK conceded that some people paid to return to their home country might have come back to Britain: “We have no long-term monitoring mandate and cannot say whether a few of our returnees then choose to remigrate.” But it was an “urban myth” to suggest there were “serial” returnees.

**But of course not able to deport people here illegally they would not be able to confirm or deny that. Truely we are ruled by inept fuckwits of the first order. Illegals should be arrested, taken to the airport and thrown out of the UK, not paid for their crime of entering the UK illegally.

Close down the IOM and proper enforcement of the law is what is needed.

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Anonymous said...

Oh dear! I hate the Tories but this is going to destroy the Labour party's credibility in the eyes of just so many people. Probably had nothing to do with Tony Blair or Gordon Brown and was most likely a Robin Cook/Clare Short stitch up but the Labour Party will pay for this in the polls. I wonder if the former Secretary of State for International Development will have the guts to make an apology and where exactly was Robin Cook buried?

Fidothedog said...

Not sure where Robin Cook was buried but I bet his ginger wig was used as a grave marker.