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BWAHHHHHH HA HA HA HA

I take it all back our cyclopedian unelected leader is a comedian, get this some of the funiest comedy I have read in years:
Gordon Brown's political fightback appeared to stutter this morning when he told the BBC he was "probably" the best person to lead the country.

He and some 60+ million other UK citizens who could do a better job. Nothing like dithering and classic Brown style lack of decision making there...

The Prime Minister was wrong-footed in an interview with Radio 4's John Humphrys as he attempted to re-launch his premiership in the wake of Labour's drubbing in last week's local elections and his U-turn over the 10p tax revolt.

Asked if he was the best man to lead the country, Mr Brown paused before saying: "Yes... probably."

Oh, God. Please stop it is killing me. My sides hurt.

But he admitted there were "others" who would be able to do his job, before insisting that his experience as chancellor would help him lead Britain away from a looming recession.

Ha, ha. Away from recession! Brilliant, how does he think them up. Borrowing money to avoid recession, right up there with fucking for virginity!

He said: "Of course there are many people able to take over, but I think I can help steer this economy through difficult times."

Ha, right up there with that classic gem from the Capt. of the Titanic saying watch me dodge this iceberg....

Mr Brown also responded to the criticisms made of him in biographies published by Cherie Blair, John Prescott and Lord Levy.

In his biography, Mr Prescott branded Mr Brown "frustrating, annoying, bewildering and prickly" and that he sulked so often during meetings that they had to be abandoned.

Asked about this, the Prime Minister said: "I don't think that's how people find me. I think John Prescott said a lot of things in his book, and I am not going to be sidetracked by innuendo.

Waa ha ha, bottler bottles another honest question. Thats a tick next to frustrating anyway.
Earlier, Mr Brown told Sky news he would not consider his position ahead of the next General Election.
Ha, thats what he thinks. John Major thought the same....
The Prime Minister faces a potential defeat in the Crewe and Nantwich by-election a week today, but said he was focused on steering Britain through the economic downturn.
Ha ha, man the lifeboats. Last one to flee the UK please turn the lights out...
When asked if he would consider his position ahead of a General Election, he said: “No, I am getting on with the job.”
Classic, give the man a job in stand up comedy. Getting on with job, by that does he mean alienating all his former co-workers who now have books out slagging his ass off?As we can see Gordon is always up for a laugh...

Pop to the Mail, read the whole thing it rather amusing.

**Fuck it can't leave the one eye'd leader alone. So get this nice set of chewed fingers.
You know that a PM is truly fucked when even the BBC start to mock them:

Fidgety, ink-stained and with nails bitten to the quick, Gordon Brown's hands (above) are fast becoming a visible symbol of the pressures he is under.

Link to BBC mockery of cyclops

"But nobody has told him about his hands. His stained fingers say: here is a man that does not look after himself, and who does not care about his image. And he is chewing on his nails - a sign of a nervous and worried disposition."

And worried he should be, a more hated and despised leader of this nation I can not remember.

BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA

Make mine a large one down the pub after work tomorrow I shall be celebrating Mr Brown's woes of which there are so so many...
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4 people have spoken:

Anonymous said...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/ news...10_20080515.ram

Listen to it here Fido it's a fucking beauty - Humphries completely laid into the gay twat, I laughed my arse off listening to him lie and squirm.

Anonymous said...

I think the BBC had the best one when he said he'd brought the country out of a tough economic spots before and he will do it again.

What tough economic spots before? He was handed a golden handshake by the Tories in 1997, and has acknowledged that, so when?

What a cunt.

Talking of cunts, you just have to look over at Bob 'the cunt' Pipers blog to see how hypocrites like him are starting to bleat in preparation for being arse invaded. Apparently Bliar was a Tory and terrible man, along with many others...it didn't stop the cunt working for them and sucking their cocks, but now they've gone he seems much happier.

Fidothedog said...

Never read Bob the cunts site, as one cunt in TK is enough to be fair.

May pop along and prod him with a stick at some point...

MathewK said...

So he himself thinks that there are probably better people to lead the country. How did this fool end up being the PM again. Oh yeah, it was handed to him, not earned.

“No, I am getting on with the job.”

Yeah, just move him quietly out of the office and just pretend that he's running the country, save you lot the embarrassment of having this fool as your leader.