Michael "who has a pig nose" Martin - New labour sleaze given the ok.

House of Commons Speaker Michael "pig nose" Martin was cleared yesterday after a sleaze investigation triggered by his wife spending thousands of pounds of taxpayers' money on taxis to go shopping.

Mary Martin was entitled to claim for the cabs out of a £2,500 a year expenses allowance set up to help her "assist her husband in carrying out his official duties".

The allowance, funded by the taxpayer, was set up six years ago so she could buy food, clothes and ornaments for formal functions at the Speaker's home in the Palace of Westminster.

But,in an interview with the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards John Lyon, Mr Martin admitted some of the groceries bought were for personal consumption as well as hospitality.

The couple also paid for the goods out of their own pockets - prompting speculation they were not bought for official entertaining, which could have been claimed back through expenses.

The taxi allowance emerged yesterday as the watchdog cleared Mr Martin of abusing MPs' taxpayer-funded perks for allowing his wife to spend nearly £4,200 - or about £1,050 a year - on cab journeys for shopping.

Mr Lyon dismissed a complaint about the taxi trips saying the journeys were "reasonable", "value for money" and within the cost limit set by Commons officials.

I would normally say that this is unbelievable, but what with Bottler Brown and the antics of all the sleaze ridden MP's in the Commons it sadly is not.

Whilst the rest of us poor plebs have to travel to work by car, bus or train and fund our transport costs out of our own meager wages, Mrs Martin gets to bu

Then when it comes to light that she has been popping off to have her hair done, or pick up a loaf of bread in a taxpayer funded taxi, the sleaze committee decide that it was "reasonable", "value for money" and within the cost limit set by Commons officials.

Well I disagree, Mr Martin and his wife are a pair of feral chancers, little more than public funded spongers worse than the lowest dole scum on the most run down council sink estate in the land.

They do less for the nation than the laziest benefit bums who are sat at home on benefits and who are addicted to daytime tv and who's worst nightmare would be a days work.

The couple also claimed for a taxi trip to pick furnishings for the Speaker's House as part of £700,000 improvements carried out since he took the job in 2000.

The conclusion will come as a relief to Mr Martin, whose conduct, credibility and use of public money have repeatedly been called into question and have led to calls for him to resign his £138,000-a-year post.

The 62-year-old - dubbed "Gorbals" Mick because of his Glaswegian background - has come under sustained fire for launching a legal battle to shroud MPs' taxpayer-funded expenses in secrecy.

No-fucking shit, now the lazy fat indolent cunt has a legal license to fiscally rob each and every hard working taxpayer in the land.

So next time you are juggling food bills, taxi fares and wondering how you can afford to decorate, spare a sympathetic thought for the pair of scumbag fucking wasters called the Martin's, who get all this free on top of his salery of £138,000.

Thats right free, well not free we pay but what the hell who are we the public to complain?

I am sure that one and all will agree that you do not begrudge the fat lazy twat a penny of your hard earned wages, indeed should he ever feel the need he can just pop down for some more off me any time he wants....

....Followed by a quick kick to Mr Martin's testicles.

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