New Windows XP/Shit Edition.

Posted this for no other reason as it is just so true.

Microshaft XP: Unstable, unsafe, loses data faster than HM Govt here in the UK, freezes, stalls, bitches almost as bad as Heather Mills, hogs the system, plug and play should be renamed plug and pray, bluescreens of death, constant registry faults, piss poor updates, oh and no one but Microshaft could have come up with the shitiest idea ever of 30 days to register else we lock your machine?

Yes XP, built by a company that charges you the earth just to write a sodding letter in Wor(ip off)d or make a pie chart in Exc(rap)el when Open Office can do the same and costs not a penny and is free to download.

Plus lots of free adware from Microshaft more commonly called Microshaft Messenger, viruses, trojans, offers to buy microshaft crap, more microshaft crap offered instead of answers, bugger all support, got a fault well buy this from us to resolve a problem that we have known about and we have the solution for a mere £39.99 +P&P*

All the while we shall suggest that Vista will offer the solution to all your woes, offering you a multi-screen flashy super all singing version of the rubbish you already have paid through the nose for. Then you find that the flashy version costs extra and even the cheap ass skank version you ordered turns up its nose at your hardware, advising you that you need to be fiscally raped by Microshaft yet again.

Then you also discover that it hates your MP3 player, spits at your camera and calls your external hard drive a cunt, sticks up the finger at drivers downloaded from official sites, all the while deciding that it will damn well tell you what software you can have on your machine whilst refusing to run your favorite programs and offering you costly alternatives from Microshaft... *May not resolve your problem but like we give a corporate flying fuck about you an by the time you read the terms & conditions you are so desperate to get working again, that we have you by the balls(in more ways than one). Then you will have to upgrade all your stuff when we sucker you ito doing an upgrade to Windows Vista which is even shittier than all other versions put together.

All because we love your money and hate you....

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