Shave Abu's beard. Bounty of £1 offered.

Radical Cleric To Be Released On Bail.

Cleric Abu Qatada, who has been described as Osama bin Laden's right-hand man in Europe, has been freed on bail.

He will be required to wear an electronic tag and remain in his home for 22 hours a day.

Well so much for the dour one eyed Scot's claim about being tough on terrorists.

But by damn look at that fine rug that Abu has there growing fungus like on his chin. A tad scraggly to be fair, but he makes up in volume what he lacks of quality.

So I was thinking that such a fine rug would make a damn fine trophy to be mounted on the wall. I was initially considering its use as a toilet brush but feel that it would need considerable cleaning before being put to such use. (Health & safety issues to consider on that)

I think that the fine folk of this land should give Abu a shave, sure if you remove some skin as well then who cares? Not me, hell if the beard comes complete with head even better. A sort of poetic justice for the kuffir hater Abu who enjoys the thought of beheaded infidels.

So here is the deal I shall offer a bounty of £1.00 on Abu's beard. Hell yes I know that millions of pissed of Brits would happily scalp the fucker for nowt but a bounty has to be of some value.

Once collected I shall auction it on E-Bay and donate the rag-rugs monies to a charity of the collectors choice.

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