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Cut food waste says Gordon: Fuck off says UK to Gordon.

Fine we shall cut food waste, when MP's cut their food allowance of £400 a month.

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The food allowance was hard to justify at £400 a month without receipts—but there was a case for a daily subsistence allowance for days when evening work at the House prevented Members having their own food at home—this should apply to all Members and not only those who claimed the additional costs allowance.
Serious, the one eyed leader is getting beyond parody:

Britons must stop wasting food in an effort to help combat rising living costs, Gordon Brown has said as he travelled to the G8 summit in Japan.
The PM said "unnecessary" purchases were contributing to price rises, and urged people to plan meals in advance and store food properly.

But hang on a moment, was it not this same worthless shower of shit who have been bleating on about packaging and the amount of it used to package the food that we eat. The very same packaging that keeps it fresh and so delays the moment when it has to be thrown out.

Was it also not this same self serving bunch of cunts who have rubber stamped and enforced millions upon millions of euro-directives on what food can be stored where, for how long and any slight breach of any of the above 100,000 billions lines of EU wank directives mean that the whole lot has to be thrown away? Yes again on that point.

Is this not the same bunch of gutless wankers who bleated on about shifting to bio-fuels, now that that has hit food production they want us to save food. Jesus wept, the stupidity of the politician knows no fucking bounds.

Now I feel that I should point out to our PM, that as people get laid off work, as utilities and other bills rise the food waste problem will resolve itself. Less money = less wasted food. Even a fucking retard could work that one out, then again this is James Gordon Brown a class champagne socialist of the old school. So maybe retard would be above his mental capacity.

This will also help the obesity problem and does not require any real input from Gordon. As more people are thrown out of work to live on state benefits thanks to his prudent economics, less food will be wasted, the people will lose weight and so problem solved. Another Gordon success story.

What next bloody councils offering "food advice services", best not even joke about that. The nanny state here in the UK knows no bounds what so ever.

On the other hand it could be seen as nanny state meddling and Bottler Brown having to be seen to do something.
Thumbs up for saving food!...

As for waste the sad point is that is on one side they nanny and moan about our high levels of personal debt—whilst at the same time encouraging us all to spend for the good of the economy?! Oh and someone please remind that one eyed cunt about his shit when he said "No more boom and bust", well he said himself that the good times are over. No more cheap food.

He reminds me of a latter day Ingsoc, from 1984: He thinks that the plebs waste food, food that could be used to keep "Wee African bairns alive", maybe he will plan some fat tax on fatty foods, come up with some evidence that they make the plebs fart to much and so adding to global warming. Fuck maybe I have given the one eyed Jock a new policy statement for next week, well you read it here first.

He wants order and thinks that we all drink too much. As for smoke, well aside from that being plain wrong to a calvinist like Gordon it also adds to global warming and fag butts kill "Wee small beasties in the water" and pollutes the environment and should be banned.

No doubt they are looking at finding out what we think and how to prosecute us for thought crimes. In my case no need:
Gordon Brown is a cunt, a knave, a rouge, a champagne socialist, a dour calvinist, a one eyed small minded cunny spot on the world.
Oh and one last point why is food waste such an urgent priority now Gordon? Could you not have had a word with the vomiting bulemic buffoon John "Puker" Prescott when he was in office, or were you scared of him punching you for telling his lardy ass off and so waited for him to leave...?
Whilst he talks to us of waste, this is what champagne socialist Gordon is tucking into...
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4 people have spoken:

Anonymous said...

I listened to his pearls of wisdom...

Evaluated them for a millisecond...

Then chucked out half a chicken for the fucking garden birds....

After all... They make far more sense to me than a man who can have us 6.2 trillion quid in debt, but then bleat on about us wasting our over taxed food.

Gordon - FUCKOFF AND DIE!!!

Fidothedog said...

If I was as prudent with food as the one eyed leader is with our money, I would be throwing out enough food to feed all of sodding Africa and most of the rest of the planet as well.

Then I would claim that I had in fact saved more food than before and any shortages of food was all down to someone, anyone else.

Anonymous said...

I'll tell you whats wrong with his nausiating poverty thesis.....

This....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_population

Notice how the population of Europe and North America falls sharply - whilst his sainted Africa and Asia just cant put their manhoods away...

In other words.....

The more we feed them - the more they fucking breed!!!

STOP WORLD POVERTY!!!!

Don't feed the fucking pointless!!!

Fidothedog said...

100+ years ago Africans fed themselves, well okay they put their enemies in the cook pot but they were self sufficient in food.

Now we have to feed them!