Also if you have to ask what an enhanced thinking skills course is, well the answer is here.A MAN who accidentally blew himself up lighting a cigarette after an abortive attempt to gas himself has been ordered to complete an “enhanced thinking skills” course.
Ian Noll, 39, rigged up a gas canister in a car to drive to a beauty spot to kill himself.
A court yesterday heard he had a change of heart but forgot to turn off the canister. Noll lit a cigarette and then the car exploded.
Prosecutor Mike Hammett said: “It seems it was not intended to blow up the car. It seems he had a change of heart and lit the cigarette.”
Mr Hammett said the explosion was so loud people from a local rugby club heard the bang.
He said: “They rushed to his assistance because he was badly burned.”
Noll, originally from Porthcawl but now of Garth Villas, Merthyr Tydfil, was taken to hospital to be treated for severe burns.
Mr Lawrence Jones, defending, said: “He did not intend to blow himself up and I am assured he will not try to do it again.”
Jobless Noll, who continues to receive medical help, admitted taking his brother’s car without consent for his suicide attempt. He also admitted arson at Newport Crown Court.
Noll was given a 12 months community order and was ordered to complete an enhanced thinking skills course. His licence was endorsed for taking a vehicle without consent.
Why do I have the feeling that this Mr Ian Noll is a walking Darwin Award!?!?!....
**But back to Merthyr, a socialist fuckhole of the worst type. I covered this toilet of a town here.
Oh and also here, where I pointed out that Labour have encouraged a culture of feckless workshy bastards.
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