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Cabinet 'may go to West Midlands'

So PM Michael Foot/Gordon Brown is planning to shift the cabinet to the West Midlands. Why? What the fuck did the poor folk of the West Midlands do to deserve Gordon and co descending on them like the proverbial plague of locusts from the Bible.

The costs will be met by the local council tax payers, oh yes the one eyed messiah cometh and you shall pay for the privilage matey, the local plod will be diverted from catching wrong doers to guarding Hazel Blears and the rest of them.

Roads will be closed off as the state commisars travel at high speed to meetings being guarded by the very police who are now not available to deal with crime. The local plebs(thats us common folk) will be held up by police who have closed off roads in case Al Quada comes along to the West Midlands to say hello to Gordo.

Local politics will be on hold as councillors and others in power all flock to get their faces on the telly box with the Prime Minister or other politico er, discuss important business and issue soundbites to the media.

This is sure to backfire, I am sure that some blunt take no shit from anyone Northerner is going to tell our PM a few home truths that he will not like.

And so Moses lead his people Eastward/Northwards, beginning the long journey to Canaan.
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4 people have spoken:

Anonymous said...

Best post for ages!

They'll probably get lost with Gordon at the helm!

"West where, was that now"?

Anonymous said...

Don't you get it? Doesn't anybody? I saw it immediately!

What do they get in London? A paid for house to keep and massive expense accounts to make that house bigger and better ready to sell eventually and take all the cash!

Next stop...the Midlands and ANOTHER house and expenses! Before the next election he'll probably do this again somewhere else!

How to keep the cabinet on side is to make sure they are looked after, especially their property portfolios.

anthonynorth said...

I can see the Zils already.

Fidothedog said...

Anthonynorth, I am sure with New Labour they will be able to spend our money on better cars than the Zil, but point taken.

Houdini, I did not even think about them blagging property north of Watford. Best not mention it again as it might give the bastards ideas.