Cardboard PCSO stolen from outside Tesco and general PCSO abuse from me..

From the BBC:

Two teenage girls were arrested on suspicion of stealing a life-size cardboard cut-out of a Surrey town's local policing team.

The 6ft-tall (1.8m) figure was taken from the Co-op store, in Green Lane, Farncombe, on Tuesday night.

The cut-out of Pc Jim Lavery and PCSO Nicole Pearce is still missing.

A 15-year-old Godalming girl is due in court on Thursday charged with theft. A 14-year-old from Farncombe was bailed to attend a police intervention clinic.

Leaflet boxes for the local community were attached to the cardboard cut-out.

Pc Lavery said: "It is disappointing that an initiative intended to benefit the whole community has been ruined."

Oh I had fun reading this, oh the outrage from Pc Lavery at the thought of his cut out being stolen. I am sure that one David Blunkett MP never imagined that they would find themselves being stolen from outside of Tesco's...

But the PCSO fun doesn't stop there, we also have this gem from The Mail:

A mother shocked by seeing two half-naked men having sex while out walking the dogs with her daughter was told by police to take a different route in future. 

Now the law is quite clear on this:

 Under the Sexual Offences Act anyone who takes part in 'dogging', where couples meet for sex in car parks, and cottaging, where men meet for sex in public lavatories, face arrest for outraging public decency, voyeurism and exposure. 

But the woman who spotted the men was informed by a PCSO:

'Then later I was talking to the community officers, and they said they knew what goes on and I should change our walk. 

Just as well she never took any photo's as the police would have arrested her for "homophobia" and well we all know how PCSO's love people who take photos in public areas:

Here is another example of PCSO fuckwittery:

A schoolboy taking photographs of a railway station on a geography field trip was suspected of being a terrorist.

Fabian Sabbara, 15, of Cheam, was dressed in his school uniform when he was stopped by three police community support officers for taking photos of Wimbledon station on his mobile phone...

We also have these gems on the huge waste of time, effort and cash that is the PCSO's:

PCSO 1:Blunkett bobby suspended for Nazi salutes & goose-stepping

PCSO 2: Blunketts bobbies little effect in fighting crime.

PCSO 3: Blunketts bobbies must run away if threatened

PCSO 4: Shopkeeper threatened with arrest for tipping off customers about traffic wardens.

PCSO 5: You can't preach Bible. According to PCSO in moslem area.

PCSO 6: 2 Blunketts bobbies hide like girls from a 13-yr-old and have to call real police.

PCSO 7: Blunkett bobby sacked for theft.

PCSO 8: Man questioned by PCSO spends 18 hours in police cell

PCSO 9:Community officers stood by whilst grandmother rescued man attacked by girls

PCSO 10: Blunketts bobbies fit only to walk the beat

PCSO 11: PCSO's and hopscotch crimewave!

PCSO 12: Community support solve 1 crime every 6 years.

PCSO 13: Blunkett bobbies left child to drown.

PCSO 14: Blunkett bobbies get full pay award whilst real police don't.

Tags: community support officers

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