From Richard Littlejohns article in The Mail: UK Border Agency £140,000 piss up.

On the day it was revealed that 300,000 foreigners are being wrongly allowed into Britain every year, more than 200 staff at the UK Border Agency were tripping the light fantastic at a 'morale boosting' party.

Invitations were mocked up to look like entry visas, inside a fake British passport.

The bash, at the Natural History Museum, cost £140,000, shared between taxpayers and five 'sponsors', including a company which provides accommodation for asylum seekers.

I don't know what is more grotesque - the thought of taxpayers funding a beano for civil servants at a time of economic crisis, or the knowledge that our border agency is bought and paid for by private companies profiting from our chaotic immigration system.

New Labour - "I want them dead. I want their familys dead. I want their houses burnt to the ground. I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes."

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