I was only seven but I'll never forget repossession: Mocking the New Labour Nero - James Gordon Brown.

Gordon shows the true face of his prudence:

The Pound has now suffered its biggest drop since the days of Ramsay MacDonald in 1931. 

In the last year the Pound has dropped by 23% against a basket of currencies. 

The fall is sharper than...

• After the 1992 devaluation after Black Wednesday
• When the IMF was forced to shore up the Pound in 1976
• The 1949 devaluation

Someone please remind the thick fucking cunts who spout the class warrior bullshit that they are the true party of debt. 

They are the true party of broken homes, broken lives, failed businesses, high crime and even the Germans mock Gordons lack of matters fiscal.

Nero Brown pic from Safetyphoto
                                    Nero                                                   Gordon

The Prime Minister Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, sorry James Gordon Brown today said that all woes will be resolved by public games to keep the mob amused in 2010. Like Nero our Gordon is obsessed with the lower classes although it is debatable if even Nero would have sank to the level of writing to the "stars of X Factor".

Mind like Nero he loves to press the flesh with the rich and famous.

So come on Gordon still waiting for you to say those last words

"Hark, now strikes on my ear the trampling of swift-footed coursers!"

Followed by the knife to the throat and gasping out "Too late! This is fidelity!"

Nero shuffled off this mortal coil on the 9th June, but seriously if Gordon wishes to take a knife to his throat I will offer my services as a latter day Epaphroditos(his private sec. who helped Nero stab himself)

Oh and he need not wait until June either, believe me history will thank him for it. I can also guarantee that there will be no Nero Redivivus Legend

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