Jacqui Smith: Bovine faced fat arsed cud chewing Home Sec.

Pic of bovine Home Sec. Jacqui Smith from zoooommm

This woman has to be the and I mean the absolute worst Home Sec. that has ever held that office, or any ministerial office in the history of any government ever. 

Not just crap hell no that would be giving her some credit in a roundabout way, not even inept but a bizarre combo mix of crapness, ineptitude and bovine stupidity. The net result is to turn even the simplist of things into a huge clusterfuck of crapness.

She stands there issuing soundbites with no understanding of what she is saying in any way. You just know that behind her empty eyes there is a hamster wheel no longer moving, the hamster is laying dead on the wheel its little legs up in the air.

An empty expression on her face, it was said of one Tory politician that he had something of the night about him. With Jacqui I would say that her bovine face has something of 10 Rillington Place about it.

She reminds me of the dumb mother of Shannon Matthews who although standing in the dock, seems blissfully unaware of the shit that she is actually in.

Jacqui Smith our dire Home Secretary, in fact the latest in a long line of failed Home Secretary's who are supposed to be responsible for law and order, has admitted she would feel unsafe walking the streets of London late at night.

Then we have her patronising, seriously could there be anything worse than being talked down to by some woman unable even to master the basics of the English language. It doesn't matter what the subject is, lost data, ID cards, escaped criminals, rising crime stats being covered up, an MP being arrested, whatever, she bleats on like some lost calf issuing soundbites given to her by the farmhands in Whitehall.

I am sure that if she prays she would even talk down to God whilst chewing the cud.

Lets give you an example of this, our lardy arsed saggy titted Jacqui hoofed it to the Commons and gave a statement about the Damien Green case that was bumwater, pure streaming bumwater. She said that there were national security issues involved in the case, as might - yep thats right might - have leaked that information. Even if he had not used it.

So she says that he was arrested on the basis of an offence he might possibly commit at some future point rather than one he had committed.

Pure patronising bumwater.

Then we come to her dress sense, now normally I steer clear of slating women's fashion I leave that to other women who do it far better than I ever could but seriously she really needs to put those God awful tits away. Seriously cover them up dear. Sorry did i refer to them as tits, I meant of course udders.

She is supposed in her post to defend the freedoms of the land, yet today we have this:

The European Court of Human Rights has ruled. That keeping DNA and finger print samples from people with no criminal convictions is a breach of their human rights, 

It violated their "right to respect for private life" and "prohibition of discrimination" safeguarded by the Human Rights Convention, to which the UK is a signatory

But Jacqui doesn't understand that, she said that she was "disappointed", in much the way we the public are by her bovine expression and lack of understanding of the basic concept of innocent until proven guilty. 

But moreover it was her government who signed up to the whole Human Rights Act in the first place, who has promoted it to the hilt and argued for it saying that it is a good thing and those who oppose it are "little Englanders", yet now that it go's against Labour ideology she doesn't like it.

She said: 

 "The existing law will remain in place while we carefully consider the judgement."

Whats to consider? The Eu which overrules UK law has spoken, even the bovine faced one must realise that?

Former Home Sec. John Reid realises that she is even shitter at the job than he was when he held the post: 

In the Commons he said if he had been Home Secretary he would have expected to have been told about the arrest of Damian Green, and would not have been as placid about it as she has been.

Placid is one word, stupidly stitting around chewing the cud is another. 

Then we have ID cards, she moos: 

"I regularly have people coming up to me and saying they don't want to wait that long."

The home secretary made the claim as she unveiled revised ID scheme plans.

Opposition parties say they would scrap the ID card scheme. The Tories call it a "complete waste of money". The Lib Dems call it a "laminated poll tax".

Oh I can see that she been at the wacky kebabs again(that infamous tale of the bovine faced fat arsed Home Sec. chowing down on some kebabs).

A woman so stupid that if in a burning building she would stand there and attempt to flick out the flames with her tail, to stupid to realise that she did not have one before burning to death.

New Labour - "I want them all dead. I want their family's dead. I want their houses burnt to the ground. I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes."

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