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Peter Mandelson what Oliver Cromwell would say to him.

What Oliver Cromwell would say to Peter Mandelson - Baron Mandelson of Foy and Hartlepool and current Secretary of State for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform.

"It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter'd your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth? 

Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil'd this sacred place, and turn'd the Lord's temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices?

Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress'd, are yourselves gone! So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!" Oliver Cromwell 1653.

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Anonymous said...

He might have said
"fuck off you cock sucking faggot"

Fidothedog said...

As a puritan I think he covered that in this bit "defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew"

Then again cock sucking faggot covers it really.

Oldrightie said...

Such an eloquent speech, can we exhume him? Mind you that might be easier than raising this Government from the dead!
For the modern audience Anon and Fido have it about right!

Anonymous said...

"Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation"

Brownfinger's Minister for Back Door Agendas.


Houdini said...

I still find it hard to believe that Brown brought back this cock sucking crooked fucking arse bandit cunt.

I don't think poofters should be criminals or executed, but for this fucking creep I would make an exception.

Fidothedog said...

As much as they hate each other its all about mutual support, they live off each other like a pair of parasites.

Sue said...

Off with his head, he's a traitor!

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Mandelson is a deeply creepy creature, I see him in the not too distant future ruling what is left of England as an EU Commissioniar via the sinister Regional Development Agencies beholden only to the EU.
That is why he scuttled back from Brussels when he saw what a great job Brown was doing in ruining the country.

Fidothedog said...

You may well be right, if or rather when the money runs out we will have to go cap in hand to the Eu & the IMF.

Labour may fall but Lord Mandelsnake will be Lording over us UK serfs for many a year to come.