Gordon Browns "Cool Britannia" - Post 2

Father at 13, all paid for through our taxes.

A 13-year-old boy has become a father, it emerged today.

Alfie Patten is now a parent to Maisie Roxanne after his 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth four days ago.

The baby-faced teenager said he was determined to be a good father even though he has no money and only occasionally gets pocket money from his father.

Mad bishop thinks losing your job is fine.

Being made jobless in the recession can come as a relief, a senior Church of England bishop has claimed.

Those sacked 'seem to be relieved to get off the treadmill and to be given an opportunity to reconsider what they really want out of life', the Bishop of London, the Right Reverend Richard Chartres said.

Dr Chartres suggested that the credit crunch could give Britons a chance to 'reboot our sense of what a truly flourishing human life consists of'.

Explains why the pews are empty on a Sunday!

New Labour tries to cover up the number of migrant barbarians here in the UK...

Labour was last night accused of a 'disgraceful' attempt to 'bully' independent statisticians who revealed uncomfortable truths about the number of foreign workers in the UK.

Senior party figures launched a vicious whispering campaign against the Office of Nationals Statistics after it released figures showing a surge of 214,000 in the number of non-UK born people working here as the country slid into recession.
The data made a mockery of Gordon Brown's promise to create 'British jobs for British workers', as unemployment among UK-born people soared to a 12-year high.

But, instead of debating the ONS's report, ministers launched a behind closed doors smear campaign against the Whitehall statisticians.

Intolerance towards Christians in the public sector.

Wherever I am in the world, my day begins with prayer. It was Dom Helder Camara, after Martin Luther, who said: 'I find these days that I am so busy I have to spend at least four hours each morning in prayer.'

While I cannot claim to have the discipline of Camara, I understand what he means.

Prayer is important. At its best, it ushers us into the very presence of God. We come before him in our frail humanity with our worries, hopes and fears as well as our requests.

Well they won't pick on Islam, not if they still want their heads on their shoulders anyway...

Whilst people lose their jobs, the state employed non jobs in the quangos live the high life like Mandarin's in the ancient Chinese court.

Extraordinary details of the lavish hospitality enjoyed by top civil servants have been exposed.

Senior mandarins were wined and dined by blue-chip companies and treated to days at the races, nights at the opera and tickets to major sporting events.

Sir Brian Bender, one of the highest-ranking men in Whitehall, accepted invitations to 52 events - an average of one a week.

Roll up, roll up, free benefits for all the worlds waifs and strays thanks to the one eye'd Scottish idiot James Gordon Brown:

An Iraqi asylum seeker boasted yesterday of the ease with which his family were smuggled into the UK - thanks to a Calais border guard who, it was claimed, turned a blind eye to them.

Faradh Maruj, 28, said he had paid a people-smuggling gang the $800 (£530) 'family rate' in cash to travel across the Channel in a Dutch-registered lorry with wife Bahan, 24, and their two young sons.

Mr Maruj, an Iraqi Kurd from the oil-rich town of Kirkut, north of Baghdad, said the family were travelling in the cab of the lorry when it was pulled over by a border guard at the French port.

But don't worry as according to Gordon he has all the answers, its all someone elses fault...

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