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Well done Sri Lanka for rejecting Des Browne.



President Mahinda Rajapaksa has told the one eyed snot gobbling trouser pisser that they are in fact an independent nation and have been since 1948.

Our mono eyed PM decided that after saving the world sorry banks, he would appoint the piss poor former Defence Sec. Des Browne as special envoy to the region.

But the locals who no doubt have read the papers - apparently some of them can even read English and make their own decisions much to Gordon's annoyance-  and have reached the conclusion that Des was crap in his last job and would most likely be as crap at his new one. 

Oh and as no one actually bothered to consult the natives - much like we were not consulted on signing up for Europe - they said it was an 'intrusion of Sri Lanka's internal affairs'. Media minister Anura Yapa added: 'We are not a colony any more.'

Well done Sri Lanka a very wise decision on your part. 
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3 people have spoken:

Dr. Dave said...

God, I fucking love this place...

Oldrightie said...

He would get the same treatment in my village, all of this bunch of Labour crap would.

Fidothedog said...

Brilliant move on the part of Sri Lanka to stick the finger up Gordon.