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Brown voted the most tedious boring speaker.

The one cyclopedian snot gobbling trouser pisser has been voted the most boring speaker.

The Prime Minister has been named the most boring public speaker in the country - well ahead of other boring speakers such as footballer David Beckham and actress Kate Winslet, according to new research.

A survey of 1,000 adults found that one in five named Gordon Brown as the worst public speaker, followed by Beckham, Winslet, Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles and the Prince of Wales.

The study, by speech-to-text company SpinVox, also found that actor Stephen Fry was the most popular public speaker, even beating US President Barack Obama.

Beaten by walking platted haired house plant David Beckham, bwwaaaaaaaahhhhh ha ha ha! 

7 people have spoken:

Dazed and Confused said...

It would be far more favourable for us all if Beckham was the Prime Minister of this Country. It would be almost impossible for even him, to do a worse job than our one eyed, politically correct fuck wit!

Fidothedog said...

Beckham would be good a dim witted chap without the malice of thought, the evil intent, the vile thoughts of the cyclopedian one.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

I have this dreadful urge to switch the radio off whenever he is about to speak on it. I rarely conquor this urge and always regret it when I do.

Anonymous said...

Public speaking is a hard skill to master. Noticed how often people use the word obviously (especially when nothing is obvious) when interviewed?

Anonymous said...

Perhaps when we have finally managed to fuck this one eyed twat off we could put him to some good use.

After dinner speaker circuit for all branches of Insomniacs Anonymous. If he can't cure them then no one can.

Unless of course they end up actually staying awake due to pissing themselves laughing at him pissing himself.

Just a thought.

MK said...

Gordon just needs to go, just go, go anywhere away from power and just garden or something. There is simply no love or mercy for Gordon.

Fidothedog said...

MK, a garden by Gordon would fail. Someone else would have to pay for it, he would get a pal to do the work and a sodding quango would take twenty years to plan it!