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Jacqui Smith: Wankgate post 2.

The excuses begin:
The Home Secretary, already embroiled in an expenses row, submitted the bill as part of a £67 claim for television services in June last year.

She promised to repay the money. In a statement she said: “I am sorry that in claiming for my internet connection, I mistakenly claimed for a television package alongside it.

“As soon as the matter was brought to my attention, I took immediate steps to contact the relevant parliamentary authorities and rectify the situation. All money claimed for the television package will be paid back in full.”

A source close to Ms Smith, 46, said last night that she had not been at the family home in Redditch, Worcestershire, on April 1 and April 6 last year when the adult films were viewed.

So it was not a mutual hand shandy then. A case of a lonely hubby watching Jacqui does Dallas maybe?
The source said she was “furious” with her husband, adding: “She was not watching these films, has never watched them and is horrified that this would end up anywhere near a taxpayer-related claim.”

Oh come on, does she really expect us to swallow that, she would claim everything even down to the fucking proverbial kitchen sink. Oh she did!
Ms Smith has claimed for virtually every major household item over the past five years, right down to the kitchen sink
Jacqui who earns £141,866-a-year as a piss poor minister, even claimed for an 88p bath plug, maybe she confused that with a butt plug?

So not only does she pay her hubby as an assistant- although to be more accurate as taxpayers we pay for her hubby - but gets the taxpayer to pays for his hand relief when she is kipping over at her sisters house and claiming dubious expenses for that.

Another troughligate MP, screwing the taxpayer and spunking taxpayers cash away - literally in this case.

I wonder if we as taxpayers were even charged for the kitchen towels used to clean up his jizz?

So think about this whilst Mr Jacqui Smith was having his jollies watching wankovison not only were we paying for his grumble flick but the sofa bed he was laying on whilst having said wank.

8 people have spoken:

Cato said...

We're paying for it hand over fist.....lol

Fidothedog said...

Very apt! :-)

Oldrightie said...

A spokesman from the Home Office said that "Ms Smith has a lot to offer as an excellent purveyor of porn and pork, The Prime Minister has absolute confidence int the work she and her husband do on behalf of the film industry."

What a stupid cow among pillocks.

Anonymous said...

Married to her, no wonder he resorts to porn. He can't even make the excuse that she has a nice personality.

This is a difficult one, he's guilty of fiddling the public purse but can it be excused on compassionate grounds?

Fidothedog said...

Anon I have posted in my latest post a couple of movies Mr J Smith might want to get rather than fleecing the tax payers.

Old Bag said...

watch out for the vast sex toy bill we will have to pay for next.i understand mr jackboots likes his women in nazi uniforms...

toronto condos said...

What a nasty article, may I say. I mean, don't you have some bigger problems over there in the UK? Like the prime minister being figuratively torn apart in the EU parliament, the national debt exceeding 10% of GDP or some other major economic problems? Probably not, as it seems from all the blogs being occupied with this PornGate.

If this lady is bad at her job, well then let her be sacked. But the mistake with expenses shouldn't be held against her.. in my opinion.

Take care,

Fidothedog said...

Eli, what is really nasty is a Home Sec. who fails to listen, removes our liberties, screws up every thing she touches.

Although based on her husbands waste of money she obviously does not screw him enough.