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Labour voters No.2 - The eco loon.

These can be recognised by the their nasally whine. Any subject being mentioned brings forth a tirade of carbon emisions sounbites, hug a polar bear, global whining cock whaffle. 

Employed if they are lucky, they gravitate to state non jobs as fuck up's head towards Gordon Brown.
Employed by the local authority as a "Nappy Outreach Councillor" or town planning departments in the area of advanced paper clip management.
Others can been seen manning bus shelters selling the Big Issue, or "travelling" to drug fueled enviro protests. 
No work for them as well giros are their due recompense off the fascist state for going to drug raves important demo's against Israel and the EVIL Airlines or something.

They see their entire reason for being in telling everyone how evil they are for using the car, they dream of "Environmental War Crimes Trials" of speeding motorists, raising taxes on anything they perceive as damaging. Naturally the extermination of motorists and airline staff will all be done in a carbon nutral way.

Anyone who even mentions travelling to Spain for a week of cheap ale and sun is accused of crimes against Gaia!

Of course this applies not to them, for as one of the planets righteous they argue they have offset enough carbon credits an lived a righteous enough life "at one with the planet man" to cover 2 weeks in Spain.

They mock all who disagree with them, especially religion unless its Islam of course. All the while failing to notice their own worship of the mother planet, Gaia.

The enviro voter will harrang the local red rosette over some bug bear, be it lack of speed bumps on some by road to the local trees being "murdered" in the cause of actually building shit people need. 

3 people have spoken:

Anonymous said...

Liking these Labour Voter posts.
Very clever and most amusing.

Oldrightie said...

Our country, according to the opinion polls, has an electorate comprising over 30% of these fuckwits. No wonder we're fucked.

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My fav site de-bunking Green wankery


Meanwhile, Chris Booker ( Telegraph ) remains firmly stuck into the warmongers

"Nobody listens to the real climate change experts
The minds of world leaders are firmly shut to anything but the fantasies of the scaremongers"