The National Debt Clock.

Related Posts with Thumbnails

Frank Cook tried to claim back church donation.

Hat tip to Dazed & Confused for the pic of Frank
Oh you have to be fucking shitting me on this!
Labour MP Frank Cook claimed on expenses for a £5 church donation he made at a Battle of Britain memorial service, the Sunday Telegraph reports.

The MP for Stockton-on-Tees submitted the 2006 claim with a handwritten note, but it was later rejected by the Commons Fees Office, the paper says.

Mr Cook said he did not recall the claim and described it as "a mistake".
Mistake my arse, forgetting your phone or keys is a mistake. 

Filling in a form and then sending that off in order to get money back is not a mistake but a whole sequence of events.

Based on the recent events of MP's I would not be surprised or even shocked to find one(or more) engaging in child slavery and claiming it back on fucking expenses.

I know they said they did not do God, but I was not aware that they attempted to claim back donations made in God's house.

Mind he did sign a certain EDM praising the murdering dictator Fidel Castro to the skies. What a cunt.

2 people have spoken:

Dazed and Confused said...

Why the fuck would you expect Communists to pay for honouring our war dead? - They hate them.

He probably didn't even give the fiver he claimed back - Just took it as payment for having to attend such a ghastly non Soviet Gathering.

Fidothedog said...

Okay, I shall donate a fiver to the church if someone gives him a swift firm kick to the nuts.