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MP theft joke.

Last night I broke into the local bank, blew open the door into the strongroom and spent four hours with a blowtorch cutting my way into the safe. Filling several bags with used notes I was making my gettaway when all the alarms went off and I was surrounded by the law.

However the law had to let me go, when I quite rightly pointed out that I am an MP and that it wasn't me but the system that was at fault.

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