Lord Toby Jug

Well this amused me, from the Cambridge News.

THINGS just got worse for Gordon Brown in St Ives where the Labour candidates in the county council elections were beaten by a Loony.

Despite failing to win the seat, Lord Toby Jug, Cambridgeshire’s first Official Monster Raving Loony Party Candidate, was celebrating his best ever result in decades of political campaigning by winning 566 votes – well ahead of Labour’s two candidates who finished last.

"It is a Loony landslide. Democratic loonyism has arrived in St Ives," said Lord Toby.

"People in St Ives have voted for the sanest candidate."

St Ives was won by the Conservatives, with the Liberal Democrats in second place.

Lord Toby won 6.23 per cent of the vote, ahead of Labour’s Richard Allen on 362 and Angela Richards on 343.

It was the first time that Lord Toby had beaten a mainstream political party after following in the footsteps of his mentor Screaming Lord Sutch and contesting elections at all levels.

Fucking ace! Labour are fucked, thrown out of councils the length of this nation. These nasty, authoritarian, statist, neo European nazi style scum are a spent political force that will be flushed down the toilet of history when the coward Brownstain go's to the nation with an election.

Labour beaten by voters who believe even a joke is better for the body politic than them.

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