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Mohammed & the crocodile.

From covert-tactics....Bruce the Australian millionaire is having a BBQ round his pool. All his mates are there plus Mohammed the local shop keeper.

After a few beers Bruce shows them the 15ft Croc he keeps in his pool and bets a million dollars to anyone who can beat it in a fight.

Mohammed dives in, wrestling, biting, gouging, the lot, kills it and climbs out.
"Wow!" Bruce says, "I owe you a million"
"Don't want it" says Mohammed
"A car then and a Rolex" says Bruce
"No" he replies
"well what do you want?" asks Bruce
Mohammed says "I want the cunt who pushed me in"

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