You can't look after your friends kids as its against the rules: Life in Nazi Britain.

Now if two adults want to watch each others kids, quite what fucking business is it of anyone in the states legions of busybodies what so ever?

Two working mothers who job share have been banned from looking after each others kids because they are not registered childminders.

The close friends' private arrangement had let them both return to part-time jobs at the same company.

However, a whistleblower reported them to the education watchdog Ofsted and it found their informal deal broke the law.

This was because little-known rules say friends cannot gain a 'reward' by looking after a child for more than two hours outside the child's home without agreeing to a number of checks including one from the Criminal Records Bureau.

Although the mothers never paid each other, their job-sharing deal was judged to be a 'reward'. Campaigners fear thousands of working families could be innocently breaking the rules by relying on close friends for informal childcare.

Whistleblower, not the word I would use, Quisling is one, curtain twitching busybody with no fucking life might be another few.

New Labour helping to create the fascist state, one petty bloody minded rule after another:
n.

1. often Fascism

a. A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, stringent socioeconomic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.

b. A political philosophy or movement based on or advocating such a system of government.

2. Oppressive, dictatorial control.

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