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see that a couple from the UK have been kidnapped by Somali pirates and no doubt the ransom demand is on its way.

This fiasco with pirates has dragged on for ages, hopefully this couple will be freed without harm and I hope without any ransom being paid as that will just encourage further acts of piracy.

Our snot munching PM was on TV today and called on the pirates to release them, well gee that is going to impress a bunch of AK47 carrying savages in Somalia. Still no doubt they had a good laugh at David Miliband(left) our weedy banana wielding Foreign Sec. who was stood beside McSnotty.

There is however a rather effective way of dealing with piracy as demonstrated by Julius Caesar who was himself kidnapped by pirates for ransom:
He went to Pergamon, took the pirates out of prison and crucified the lot of them, just as he had often told them he would do when he was on the island and they imagined that he was joking.
There you go, nail the fuckers up. Simples.

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banned said...

I heard Gordon giving 'em a piece of his mind too, like that's going to work.
Mind you I have little sympathy for the couple involved; it's a well known danger area so why did they have to chose it to do their sport ?

banned said...

Just read the last part of your post, didn't Ceasar have to sell his ass to those pirates to gain his fredom in the first place ? An act for which he was much mocked during his later political career.

Houdini said...

They were hundreds of miles from the danger area.

Fidothedog said...

Banned there were a few claims about Ceasar being gay, some involve the pirates other some eastern king or other.

No real evidence and it was often used as a smear to mock opponents with, unlike our PM who really is a poof.

SaveTheChandlers said...

Please take a look at www.SaveTheChandlers.com we are doing everything we can to spread the word and raise funds to help them escape from the Somali pirates.