Saturday Joke: John Prescott & Mr Tiddles AKA George Galloway

John Prescott was driving in his jag down the street and sees these kittens in a pet store window. He asks the owner, "What kind of kittens are these?"

The owner replied "They're new labour."

The next week Prescott is driving down the street with David Blunkett and Tony Blair sees the kittens and tells Blunkett, "You gotta' see this!" - he never was one for tact and diplomacy was Prescott.

Prescott walks up to the store owner and asks, "What kind of kittens are these?"

"Conservatives" the store owner replies.

"But last week you said they were new labour! Whats the difference between them then and now?" Prescott proclaims.

"They opened their eyes." The store owner responds.

** And what better humour than to see someone who is a total prat then prove that fact to the nation and the rest of the planet. George Galloway the bitch of Saddam, the man who loves to make money from Iraqi dead, posture with ex-dictators and act the hard man whilst puffing away on a cigar was seen in his true colours.

The Repect Party MP, who last year lambasted the United States Senate over the war in Iraq, crouched on all fours, purring and licking imaginary milk from the hands of the actress Rula Lenska.

She then rubbed the "cream" from his "whiskers" and stroked his head and behind his ears before he put his head on her lap.

He further angered conservative Muslims, who make up the bulk of his support, when he told his housemates, including glamour models, entertainers and minor pop stars, that his favourite pursuits were sex and sunbathing.

James Sibthorp, 47, who runs a cab company in the constituency, said: "It is an insult to local people that we've got our MP acting like a fool pretending to be a cat. I hope he stays in there even longer so that people realise who they have voted for - a self-publicist with a big ego."

Monir Ali, 50, a tailor, said: "I think a lot of people are regretting voting for him. A man of his importance should not be on a programme like that."

Hilary Armstrong, the Labour Party's chief whip, who visited the area yesterday, said the cat incident had made her "cringe".

George Galloway pretends to be a cat while Rula Lenska strokes him

it has been said that Galloway has 9 lives and always lands on his feet, but after this I think he is going to be skinned alive by parliment when he comes out of the (cat flap) in the Big Brother house

And some more on George Galloway MP aka Mr Tiddles.

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