First we had Connor McCreaddie, the 8 yr old who was a massive gut busting 14st. The calls from the media and some other "experts" that all this was some form of child abuse, no piss poor parenting but not child abuse.
Now we have another story in todays The Sun about another child Samantha Hames, yep she is 14st as well.
So what do we get from the parents? Well not a lot of discipline to be fair, in fact not much in any way shape or form. Her mother says that she has even tried padlocking the kitchen door to control her eating.
But Angela, 42, said: “Sam wouldn’t rest until she found the key. She would tear the house apart looking for it.” - Well love not much sympathy here, you made a rod for your own back there spoiling the damn child.
Of course knowing this damn fool government it would not surprise me if they set up a Ministry of Pies, or a Pie Czar to tackle the problem. After all why blame feckless parents who cant control their poor darlings when Father state can take over the problem. Now I wonder who they could put in charge of that one....
Mind you in this day and age, everyone is just so bloody pc that they dare not take the piss, especially where it involves kids even if they are fat porkers, then again well maybe not. Having read this I figured some japery was in order and so I have posted the lyrics to the Macc Lads track Fat Bastard below.
Also explains the difference between euro metric malarky and proper measurements.
Story from The Sun:another porky kid
Oh and the Macc Lads site: http://www.macclads.co.uk/
He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies,
You wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size
His massive gut is forty foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub
His buttocks part, you'll smell his farts,
He's so fat, he can't wipe his own arse.
So now you've heard about the ugly turd,
He's a virgin and he's never had a bird Does anyone know he's gay? He goes round spreading AIDs.
(We haven't got a clue where the fat fucker is)
Has anyone seen him eat? He's never seen his feet.
The fat bastard.
Five hundred pounds, he's very round,
But he gets taller when he lies on the ground
He busts his flies, but he can't hide,
Coz he's too big, too fat and too fucking wide
Can anyone guess his weight? That was his fourteenth plate
(We haven't got a clue where the fat fucker is)
His backside blubbers about, cleavage peeping out
The fat bastard
Where's the fat cunt at? Even his fat is fat.
(Found him, he's over here)
You took your time to spot him, he's got an enormous bottom
The fat bastard
You wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size
His massive gut is forty foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub
His buttocks part, you'll smell his farts,
He's so fat, he can't wipe his own arse.
So now you've heard about the ugly turd,
He's a virgin and he's never had a bird
Does anyone know he's gay? He goes round spreading AIDs.
(We haven't got a clue where the fat fucker is)
Has anyone seen him eat? He's never seen his feet.
The fat bastard.
Five hundred pounds, he's very round,
But he gets taller when he lies on the ground
He busts his flies, but he can't hide,
Coz he's too big, too fat and too fucking wide
Can anyone guess his weight? That was his fourteenth plate
(We haven't got a clue where the fat fucker is)
His backside blubbers about, cleavage peeping out
The fat bastard
Where's the fat cunt at? Even his fat is fat.
(Found him, he's over here)
You took your time to spot him, he's got an enormous bottom
The fat bastard
N.B.- Imperial measures: All songs use feet, inches, yards, miles, pints, quarts, pounds, stones, roods, poles,acres, chains, ounces, furlongs, shillings etc.
EG:‘Forty Foot’ ( or 13 yd, 1ft) is around 13 metres. (A yard is a bit like a metre, only better).
2 people have spoken:
You speak the truth, but whatever you do don't actually say it out loud! Bollocks to that-if we all said what we really thought then we wouldn't be in the mess we are. As for 'parenting'-did you see the 'Tonight with Trevor McDonald' programme? What a disgrace. If the tv cameras were coming to my house and it looked like that I would have at lease hoovered-it was not so much 'dust', but topsoil. And what the hell was covering the kitchen walls? I was brought up less than 10 miles from where they live and it always makes me ashamed to be from Newcastle when I see this kind of scum. The mother, and I use the term in the loosest sense, was filmed in bed, under the quilt having a fag while the grandmother came around to get the kids out of bed. Oh, I forgot, the mother is depressed. The get-out clause for everyone who just cannot be bothered. And I am sure she suffered from 'stress' also-from what? Waiting for the next giro!
Well said Darren, would that a few more people thought like that, gave the so called depressed mothers a kick up the backside then things would be better all round.
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