CRAP SPAM & Good News From Iraq/Jack Straw gets a dhimmi.

Been a while since I have had a dubious scam mail wing its way to my inbox, this one came in the other day and was so badly written I just had to post it as by the time I had read it I found I was amused by the childish effort: (Oh and if anyone is wondering about this fantastic once in a lifetime opportunity(sic) I called Natwest on their fraud hotline and aside from them not having a Kenneth Adams with that title, oh and the office address is wrong as well! - they dont sent spam mails out to clients all business is done over secure bank sites.)

Most annoying thing is that this spammer is just to damn lazy to a copy a Natwest logo to head his fraud attempt, also the e-mail address was not even anything like kenneth.adams@company name similar to banks name.co.uk. In fact 0/10 for effort on that one.

Greetings,

I apologize if the contents hereunder are contrary to your
moral ethics.But please treat with absolute secrecy and personal.I
discovered a dormant account in my office, as Group finance director
with Natwest bank of London. It will be in my interest to transfer this
fund worth $18,000,000 Million Dollars in an account offshore. If you
can be a collaborator to this please indicate interest immediately for
us to proceed. First transfer to your account Will be $8 million.

You
will keep 30% percent interest of the total Fund.10% for charity both
in Africa,Asia or in your country while the remaining 5% will be set
aside to settle expenses both parties might incure during the transfer
process.

Your contact phone numbers and name will be necessary for
this effect.Upon the receipt of your reply, I will send to you a
detailed information about the transaction.I will not fail to bring to
your notice that this business is 100% risk and trouble free and that
you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for fund transfer
can be finalized within 7 to 9 banking days.

Regards and respect,
Director Affairs Corporate Governance Committe
Natwest bank
Mr Kenneth
Adams.

Onto the news from Iraq:

Iraqi citizens, security forces, MND-B Soldiers take weapons out of terrorists’ hands

FOB KALSU, Iraq – Acting on tips from concerned local Iraqis, Coalition Forces and Iraqi Army Soldiers discovered two weapons caches March 25 east of Al Imam.

Soldiers from 1st Squadron, 10th Cavalry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division, with their counterparts from the 2nd Battalion, 2nd Brigade, 8th Iraqi Army Division, found 22 grenades, six grenade fuses and five blasting caps after one Iraqi citizen approached a base south of Baghdad.

A few hours later, another tip allowed the same Soldiers to discover 292 grenades, 350 machine gun rounds, 100 hand grenade fuses, two 120 mm artillery rounds, two 25-pound bags of artillery propellant and repellant charges.

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Iraqi Soldiers lead assault on suspected terrorist hideout

FOB KALSU, Iraq — Iraqi and U.S. Soldiers assaulted an objective believed to be holding a terrorist cell leader in the town of Haswah, northern Babil province March 26.

The Soldiers are from 4th Company, 2nd Battalion, 4th Brigade, 8th Iraqi Army Division, and Company B, 2nd Battalion, 8th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Brigade Combat Team, 4th Infantry Division,

The Iraqi Army provided the main assault effort while Soldiers from Co. B, 2-8 Inf. provided outer cordon security.

The suspected terrorist cell leader and six others were detained.

No damage to personnel, equipment or buildings occurred during the raid.

Bastogne Soldiers train Iraqi platoon

HAWIJAH, Iraq – More than 60 Iraqi Soldiers, from three separate units, graduated platoon-level training in Hawijah this week, increasing the effectiveness of the Iraqi Army in the War on Terror, and taking another step toward autonomy in protecting citizens of the region.

Bastogne Soldiers from the 1st Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division, currently stationed in northern Iraq, use a series of week-long classes to teach Iraqi Soldiers to use a variety of weapon systems as well as room-clearing techniques used during cordon and search missions. The Platoon Training Course gives the Iraqi Soldiers confidence in their ability to work as a cohesive unit, as well as experience at performing the tasks they will perform in the defense of the country.

“The Soldiers show up a little apprehensive, and maybe even a little intimidated,” stated Maj. Greg Bishop, spokesman for the 1st Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division, stationed in Kirkuk, Iraq. “But, with the Bastogne Soldiers encouraging them, their motivation and performance improve once they start catching on.”

Thirteen platoons from the 5th Iraqi Army Battalion completed Phase 1 of the Platoon Training Course, and six platoons from the 1st Iraqi Army Battalion completed Phase 2.

BAGHDAD, Iraq – Iraq’s citizenry joins fight against terrorism

BAGHDAD, Iraq -- Coalition and Iraqi security forces are getting help rooting out terrorists and their weapons as Iraqi citizens grow increasingly intolerant of terrorists, even turning their own relatives over to authorities. (Jihad denied!)

One terrorist’s relative turned him over to Multi-National Division – Baghdad Soldiers Monday, accusing him of drive-by attacks against Iraqi Army troops in Baghdad.

Getting away from the good news that El Beeb refuse to ever report, seems that Jack "man of" Straw our dhimmi Foreign Sec. has been fawning over muslims at the Muslim News Awards for Excellence.

JACK "man of" Straw gets a Jens Dhimmi Award.

Seems that the muslims recognise the need for dhimmi status and love to make a fuss of their pet dhimmis and so a token pat on the head for Jack "man of" Straw and an invite to speak at the Muslim News Awards for Excellence.

As a second rater even by New Labour standards and that is setting the mark low here, he could not resist the chance to suck off, sorry suck up to the valued muslims and get some well needed exposure on El Beeb. After all we are talking about the man who has been bent over backwards by the muslim community and been fuc..., er sorry has bent over backwards I meant to say to support the rights of muslims. No then again maybe I had that right the first time...

So for fawning and crawling on your belly before the muslims - anyone remember his appearing on TV and whilst talking about Mohammed used the phrase "peace be upon him." peace be upon Jack "man of" Straw
Therefore I award Jack "man of "Straw a Jens Dhimmi award for moral cowardice and total fucking stupidity in the face of radical islam. Just a matter of time before he comes up with insh'allah

The original dhimmi award: http://newportcity.blogspot.com/2006/02/jens-byskov-dhimmi-of-year.html
Jack on El Beeb: Dhimmi's get rewarded

Tags:War On Terror
Iraqi Army
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