David Vaughan - Clown and sadfuck.

From a tangled web

I see that a fully-dressed clown was left stunned after being strip searched by airport security at Belfast.

Children's entertainer David Vaughan, 60, was dressed as Pc Konk, complete with huge floppy shoes, a policeman's helmet and face paint, when he was taken aside by security staff at Birmingham International Airport. Mr Vaughan had been booked by Variety Club Midlands to entertain 100 disadvantaged children on a plane as it circled the region on a one-hour Christmas charity flight. But a piece of metal on his costume set off the security alarm, prompting security guards to confiscate his plastic handcuffs and order him to strip down to his shorts and T-shirt. Staff also demanded he put his bubble mix liquid, to be used to blow bubbles from a plastic saxophone, into a clear sealed plastic bag.

Well excuse my complete lack of cunting sympathy but who really gives a flying fuck. Its a clown for fucks sake, a social inadequate who were he not a clown would be hanging about outside primary schools or trainspotting(or both...).

As I said previously with regards clowns: here

A couple of points on clowns:

1/ Now clowns are not funny, they are not clever in the way they they parade about. Now this is not to suggest that all people who dress up are wrong, for example mimes have a certain amount of talent, well if standing still for hours or pretending to trapped in a box is a talent? They then have some talent, (Mimes can be excused as at least some of them are normal outside of miming that is.) 

Nor are clowns deserving of money for the way that they dress. Honking of horns and falling over fifty times in a few minutes is not funny, however a clown falling in front of a bus or other heavy good vehicle and dying from multiple organ failure as a result is funny in the same way that it happening to a chav would be funny and also a blessing to society as whole.

Honking a horn, possession of a red fucking nose is not a basis for comedy, neither is over large shoes and the usual clown garb of loud clothes. It makes them look like a wanker.

2/ Clowns are 99 out a 100 times social perverts of some type or another. Pick a perversion and yep, you can bet your arse (quite literally) that a clown has been caught at it at some point. Yep everything from abusing kids, dogging, hanging about outside of schools right through to mass murder. Yes clowns have done them all.

Taken from Brewers Dictionary of Phrase and Fable:

"THE CLOWN OF CIRCUS AND PANTOMIME, IN HIS BAGGY COSTUME, WHITENED FACE, GROTESQUE RED LIPS, AND ODD LITTLE TUFT OF HAIR, IS PROBABLY A RELIC OF THE DEVIL AS HE APPEARED IN MEDIEVAL MIRACLE PLAYS."
Want some evidence that well clowns are sick and evil, well check out this charmer:

Yes mass murderer John Wayne Gacy, just look at that face now there is someone who is sure to be putting your kids through years of therapy. I find it strange that otherwise rational parents can inflict these people on their offspring?

Gacy is the typical sad fuck that represents each clown out there, behind all that greasepaint and makeup, is a pervert just crying to get out. Oh a handy link here for further reading http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy 

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