Have you paid a parking fine recently? Got three points on your licence? Been formally warned by the council for your bin protruding on the footway? (yep, I have had the £1,000 fine threat on the last one) Been suspended from your Sunday football league for rough tackling? (yes, seriously) Congratulations! Your records could soon be added to a pan-European database of subversives.Cue drum roll as freedom pisses off out of the EU.
This EU Council decision of 20th January [PDF] on the establishment of a pan-EU 'criminal' database includes the following 'offences':
- Offences related to waste - bin crime in all its wonderous forms.
- Unintentional environmental offences - smoking offenses, litter crime.
- Insult of the State, Nation or State symbols - I am just so so going on this list.
- Insult or resistance to a representative of public authority - As per the above.
- Public order offences, breach of the public peace -
- Revealing a secret or breaching an obligation of secrecy - grassing up New Labour sleaze?
- Unintentional damage or destruction of property
- Offences against migration law—an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
- Offences against military obligations—an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
- Unauthorised entry or residence
- Other offences—an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
- Other unintentional offences
- Prohibition from frequenting some places
- Prohibition from entry to a mass event
- Placement under electronic surveillance ("fixed or mobile"—e.g., home, car, mobile phone etc)
- Withdrawal of a hunting / fishing license
- Prohibition to play certain games/sports
- Prohibition from national territory
- Personal obligation—an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
- "Fine"—all fines, inc. minor non-criminal offences - -Any of the 3000+ bills Labour have added to the statute books since 1997.
Gordon's problem is he thinks that the way to resolve the rapidly deepening economic crisis is via 'stimulus packages' with magic money plucked off the magic printing press.
With the ultimate of getting the banks to lend again and rebuild the very credit bubble and circumstances that landed us in the shit in the first place.
Like holding an alcoholics meeting in the local pub, you get full attendance but they all end up dead.
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3 people have spoken:
TheEye has seen similar posts (after yours) on a few other blogs and feels the need to also pass this disgrace on to as may people as possible via my own site.
However TheEye is slightly squiffy. This task will need to be delayed until tomorrow.
Yes the Eu and Labour different brands of shit but all shit need to have a fine kicking over this.
TheEye is feeling better and has posted this list together with personal transgressions. Fifteen of the 'crimes' in all.
Bugger. Am in deep shit.
TheEye now feels unwell again, but in a different way.
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