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Latest health scare non story: Red meat can make you blind.

Story from some so called scientist with lots of time on their hands...Eating too much red meat can increase the risk of blindness by half, scientists have warned.
A new study shows those who eat ten or more portions of red meat every week are nearly 50 per cent more likely to develop age-related macular degeneration, or AMD - a cause of blindness in half a million Britons.

But the research also shows that eating chicken at least three times a week can cut the risk of blindness by more than half.

AMD usually strikes after the age of 50 when new blood vessels in the eye leak fluid, creating scar tissue which destroys vision.
Blah blah blah...eggs, burgers, hell pick a food stuff an a scientist in a white coat and bingo. Instant scare story. 

Next week a story another scientist in a white coat will prove that red meat gives men a bigger cock or something.

3 people have spoken:

Old Bag said...

i would like to clarfy that next weeks scientific bollocks prediction is untrue. eating red meat will NOT give you a bigger cock. if anything, its the opposite.
that is all, resume your your usual boring buisness.

Anonymous said...

No worries,under ZaNuLab,the only people who can afford meat 10 times per week are MPs and asylum seekers.

Fidothedog said...

Don't forget the Poles who fish the ponds for carp and kill swans for the table. :-)