One million quid scheme to kick out illegals fails.

A £1million Government scheme to help failed asylum seekers and their children return home resulted in just one family leaving the UK.

Others refused to go of their own accord, even when offered cash bribes of ?4,000 per person.

A damning report into the debacle yesterday said the Kent-based scheme was 'mismanaged from start to finish'.

Fucking hellski, is there anything, one single thing that this useless money spunking government can actually do right.

Bribes for fucks sake, these people are economic migrants in the main who know that should they stay they get access to the benefits system and an old age pension at the end despite paying in fuck all into the pot.

Should manacle the fuckers an get them on the next flight out.

Better still pay me a million fucking quid an I would be out of this champagne socialist run fuckhole on the first available flight.

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